Social Ran (Fuzoku / Yoshiwara Soap) [Exclusive] — Nonstop machine-gun chatter but an overpowering "dead-fish" vibe. Feels like having sex with a doll?! A brutally critical, complaint-filled experience report
■Course time & Price
120 minutes 65,000 yen
■Handle name
takataka-sama
Old Kasu / New Kasu
■Cast
■Estimated age of cast
25
■Photo editing level
Different person-★---As is
(2/5)
■Looks like any celebrity?
None in particular
■Body type
Thin-★---Plump
■Bust size
Pancake-flat-★---Huge breasts
■Would you want to repeat?
- Want to book the same girl
- Want to try a different girl at the same shop ●
- Maybe I'd go free
- Will never use again
- Other:
【Looks (face)】B
【Style (body)】B
【Service (hospitality)】D
【Technique (play)】C
【Overall】D
※S to G. These are purely subjective and represent a value-for-money assessment.
S…Premium top level
A+…Almost S level
A…Top level
B+…Almost A level
B…Good
C…Average
D…Slightly below, not great
E…Bad
F…Worst level
G…Absolute minefield, worst of the worst
Experience Report
I visited Soshial Ran in Yoshiwara this time.
I chose the girl "●●".
Her profile photos gave a petite, cute impression.
As someone who likes petite and slender girls, I had some expectations when entering the room.
Because this visit was so disappointing, please forgive me for a harsh review.
■First impression and appearance
My immediate impression upon meeting her was, "Well, she's not exactly unattractive."
She had a rodent-like face—squirrel or hamster type—but her eyes were wide and she had a certain charm.
That said, she wasn't a universally appealing beauty.
Her build was completely slim.
No breasts to speak of, and her waist and hips only had a slight curve at best.
She lacked sexiness.
Be cautious: this shop's cup-size indications always raise questions.
■Time until play started
Now to the main point.
First, it took a long time to get to the actual play.
We greeted each other after entering the room and sat down to chat briefly, but she just kept talking.
I waited thinking, "She'll get moving soon," but 20 minutes passed.
During that time she didn't undress, there were no kisses—only small talk.
Even when I gave off the vibe of "it's about time…", undressing was slow and clumsy, leaving a lingering sense of fussiness.
My own mood gradually dropped.
To be honest, at this point I was starting to feel a bit irritated.
■First half of the play
Even once the play began, it lacked momentum.
Kissing was passive.
Her tongue barely went in—just light French-kissing.
To be clear, I always make sure to brush my teeth and gargle before visiting; I rarely get rejected for kissing.
Even I got this kind of response.
She said my small chest was "ticklish" and barely touched it.
When I tried to stimulate her lower area, her sensitivity was flat.
I tried clitoral and finger stimulation, but her reactions were very faint.
She hardly made any sound, so it was impossible to tell if she was feeling anything.
For someone who prefers to be the aggressor, that's fatal.
She had a strong "dead-fish" vibe, and my own arousal completely dropped.
I tried to persist to get her off, but in the end she didn't reach climax.
■Role reversal (her turn to take the lead)
I hoped she might be good at taking the lead, so we switched roles.
She started with nipple play and then oral.
But this, too, was totally ordinary.
If both receiving and giving are mediocre, what is her selling point? I was baffled.
There was no cleverness in depth or tongue work—just textbook mouth-only play.
Not bad, but not good either.
Still, I managed to get hard, so we moved to a riding position over underwear (soseda/matome-style).
Here the impression changed slightly.
The internal tightness and the feeling during pistoning were good.
You could almost call it well-shaped.
If it stayed like this, maybe it would end pleasantly?
I briefly regained some hope.
■Finish and disappointment
We switched to missionary over underwear and aimed to finish.
I asked for kisses again, but once more she only gave light French-kissing.
She averted her eyes and tightened her mouth...
I completely cooled off from her lack of enthusiasm.
In the end I finished mechanically.
It wasn't so much that I reached orgasm out of pleasure as that I gave up and finished—closer to resignation than satisfaction.
After the play there was no particular follow-up; it ended matter-of-factly.
If I had to describe it, the whole experience felt somewhat like having sex with a sex doll.
■Second round: of course none
There was still time left, but emotionally it was over.
I never brought up the option of a second round; we just drifted into idle conversation and then finished.
She certainly didn't invite me for a second round either.
■Overall evaluation
It had been a while since I experienced such a deflating session.
The slow lead-in to the play, her lack of reaction, and her passivity—all of these are unsatisfactory from the perspective of professional service.
The only decent thing was the condition down there, but there was no flow or mood to make use of it.
Dead-fish responses, blank expression, silence, and stopping at light French-kissing.
Is this inevitable because the shop markets an amateur feel? I don't think so.
I'm not demanding advanced technique, but amateur-style shops should at least deliver amateur-like hospitality, which I think is important.
Moreover, this place is, to some extent, positioned as a high-class shop.
Talk that feels like killing time, not being proactive with deep kisses, and dead-fish play—none of these match the price.
There are very good girls at this shop, so it's probably not the shop's fault overall.
Maybe the individual girl was just having an off day, but honestly it's not an exaggeration to call her a minefield.
Considering the price and expectations, the short summary is: "I will never book this girl again."
I chose the girl "●●".
Her profile photos gave a petite, cute impression.
As someone who likes petite and slender girls, I had some expectations when entering the room.
Because this visit was so disappointing, please forgive me for a harsh review.
■First impression and appearance
My immediate impression upon meeting her was, "Well, she's not exactly unattractive."
She had a rodent-like face—squirrel or hamster type—but her eyes were wide and she had a certain charm.
That said, she wasn't a universally appealing beauty.
Her build was completely slim.
No breasts to speak of, and her waist and hips only had a slight curve at best.
She lacked sexiness.
Be cautious: this shop's cup-size indications always raise questions.
■Time until play started
Now to the main point.
First, it took a long time to get to the actual play.
We greeted each other after entering the room and sat down to chat briefly, but she just kept talking.
I waited thinking, "She'll get moving soon," but 20 minutes passed.
During that time she didn't undress, there were no kisses—only small talk.
Even when I gave off the vibe of "it's about time…", undressing was slow and clumsy, leaving a lingering sense of fussiness.
My own mood gradually dropped.
To be honest, at this point I was starting to feel a bit irritated.
■First half of the play
Even once the play began, it lacked momentum.
Kissing was passive.
Her tongue barely went in—just light French-kissing.
To be clear, I always make sure to brush my teeth and gargle before visiting; I rarely get rejected for kissing.
Even I got this kind of response.
She said my small chest was "ticklish" and barely touched it.
When I tried to stimulate her lower area, her sensitivity was flat.
I tried clitoral and finger stimulation, but her reactions were very faint.
She hardly made any sound, so it was impossible to tell if she was feeling anything.
For someone who prefers to be the aggressor, that's fatal.
She had a strong "dead-fish" vibe, and my own arousal completely dropped.
I tried to persist to get her off, but in the end she didn't reach climax.
■Role reversal (her turn to take the lead)
I hoped she might be good at taking the lead, so we switched roles.
She started with nipple play and then oral.
But this, too, was totally ordinary.
If both receiving and giving are mediocre, what is her selling point? I was baffled.
There was no cleverness in depth or tongue work—just textbook mouth-only play.
Not bad, but not good either.
Still, I managed to get hard, so we moved to a riding position over underwear (soseda/matome-style).
Here the impression changed slightly.
The internal tightness and the feeling during pistoning were good.
You could almost call it well-shaped.
If it stayed like this, maybe it would end pleasantly?
I briefly regained some hope.
■Finish and disappointment
We switched to missionary over underwear and aimed to finish.
I asked for kisses again, but once more she only gave light French-kissing.
She averted her eyes and tightened her mouth...
I completely cooled off from her lack of enthusiasm.
In the end I finished mechanically.
It wasn't so much that I reached orgasm out of pleasure as that I gave up and finished—closer to resignation than satisfaction.
After the play there was no particular follow-up; it ended matter-of-factly.
If I had to describe it, the whole experience felt somewhat like having sex with a sex doll.
■Second round: of course none
There was still time left, but emotionally it was over.
I never brought up the option of a second round; we just drifted into idle conversation and then finished.
She certainly didn't invite me for a second round either.
■Overall evaluation
It had been a while since I experienced such a deflating session.
The slow lead-in to the play, her lack of reaction, and her passivity—all of these are unsatisfactory from the perspective of professional service.
The only decent thing was the condition down there, but there was no flow or mood to make use of it.
Dead-fish responses, blank expression, silence, and stopping at light French-kissing.
Is this inevitable because the shop markets an amateur feel? I don't think so.
I'm not demanding advanced technique, but amateur-style shops should at least deliver amateur-like hospitality, which I think is important.
Moreover, this place is, to some extent, positioned as a high-class shop.
Talk that feels like killing time, not being proactive with deep kisses, and dead-fish play—none of these match the price.
There are very good girls at this shop, so it's probably not the shop's fault overall.
Maybe the individual girl was just having an off day, but honestly it's not an exaggeration to call her a minefield.
Considering the price and expectations, the short summary is: "I will never book this girl again."
From the editor (Kotaro)
takataka-sama, thank you as always for your submission.
It sounds like you were left with unresolved frustration and didn't know how to channel those feelings.
If it was intentional on her part, that's unacceptable, but sometimes I feel there are cases where the girl herself isn't even aware of her demeanor.
As you said, it's disappointing when a shop positioned as high-class delivers this kind of experience.
I'm sure you felt anger, but thank you for your calm analysis and report.
We look forward to more of your excellent reports!